HOW TO BE FUNNY
Question 1 of 5
Your loved one forgets your anniversary. What do you do?
Get them a copy of Lysistrata.
Patiently remind them that it's your special love day.
Buy them a sex toy and tell them they better get used to it.
Buy them a gift anyway and when they pretend they didn't forget go along with it.
Joke about it. Being overly sentimental is bad for your health.